One humid morning, in a broom closet somewhere in a stranger's house, a BarfQuestion awoke. Having moved in last night while the owner of the house was sleeping, he had proceeded to have disturbing dreams which left him endlessly dwelling on one thought.
The dreams which had centered around small cute mammals running away from him had awoken troubling thoughts. He wasn't able to remember a single time in which small furry animals hadn't run away in terror from him (despite the fact that he was usually on fire most the time).
Was it therefore the fate of all bipedal life to drive away cute things which brought happiness to the world and therefore make existence miserable for everyone?
The question required prompt answering.
The dreams which had centered around small cute mammals running away from him had awoken troubling thoughts. He wasn't able to remember a single time in which small furry animals hadn't run away in terror from him (despite the fact that he was usually on fire most the time).
Was it therefore the fate of all bipedal life to drive away cute things which brought happiness to the world and therefore make existence miserable for everyone?
The question required prompt answering.
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