...........Advent of Sock..........
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STAIRS ARE BORING. TAKE THE SKY EXIT.
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While I was standing around in a parking lot today, there was this hilarious fat old guy walking really slowly in front of cars as they backed out. One of them didn't see him and started pushing him backwards at around .3 miles per hour. He flattened himself against the back windshield and started moving with the car by taking jerky tiny steps to preserve the drama while screaming "WOA WOA WOA WOA" over and over. He then screamed "JEEZ YOU RAN ME OVER" as soon as the driver got out to see what his problem was. There is no conclusion or point to this story. Just thought I'd share. Sharing is nice.
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While I was standing around in a parking lot today, there was this hilarious fat old guy walking really slowly in front of cars as they backed out. One of them didn't see him and started pushing him backwards at around .3 miles per hour. He flattened himself against the back windshield and started moving with the car by taking jerky tiny steps to preserve the drama while screaming "WOA WOA WOA WOA" over and over. He then screamed "JEEZ YOU RAN ME OVER" as soon as the driver got out to see what his problem was. There is no conclusion or point to this story. Just thought I'd share. Sharing is nice.
