This is the third day in a row featuring something about old people. Either old people are extra funny this week or I am just being extra lame.
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Anyway, I thought this up as a potential solution to our economic crisis issue at the moment. Nursing homes would be replaced with claw game machines containing old people and their belongings! You could then pay money to grab things with the claw and generally irritate them. There would have to be some kind of screening process involved here however as I feel the consumer base would quickly become a bunch of junkies swiping cheap prescription medication from the system. Because I know I don't want to have to wait in line to get my daily accost-old-people-with-dangly-metal-claw fix every day.